Post-Modern Love
FMC: Hey, I don't mean to offend, but you're a sight for very sore eyes. Woman: That's not meaning to offend, but what do you mean? FMC: Well. Woman: You're blushing. FMC: Am I that obvious? Woman: Yes, and before you get your hopes up, I must tell you that I don't go for men. Sorry. FMC: Who you calling a man? Woman: Huh? You! Your Adam's Apple is so big, you could lasso a cow with it. FMC: Whoa! It's obviously not my place to tell you who you should be attracted to, but I need to call you out on your harmful, demeaning, and violent cissexism. Woman: Cis-what? FMC: You think I am not a woman because of what you perceive to be my 'male' anatomy. That's a cissexist denial of my womanhood and my humanity. Woman: Look, dude, and you are a dude-- FMC: No, no, I am a woman. Woman: Do you have a penis? FMC: That's a rude question. Woman: Do you have a penis? FMC...